Title: Score
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Genre: Smut, ECP, erotica
Prompt: 52: crave

Summary: Another in my series of 'smutlets'. There's underlying power-exchange in this one but it's also pretty straightforward BONING! YAY BONING!!

I just got in the mood to bang out (lulz!) some short porn last night. Oh yeah, it's SHORT! howzabout that? XD

SCORE

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Well normally I would leave it until a fic is completed before linking it from here, but my latest chapter is feeling a little bit lonely. So won't you go and review? XD

Joker kicks Harley out and she sets about winning back her clown in spectacular fashion. Partially a (very warped) ode to Charlie Chaplin.

TO CATCH A THIEF

Title: Show Time
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Genre: Smut, ECP, erotica, drama, darkfic
Prompt: 53: penetrate
Influencing Prompts: control/power/ ravage/tight
Warnings: very rough sex, dub-con
Beta: tara_la_reine

Summary: A direct sequel to "First Time" and set more or less within mainstream continuity, this takes place at the end of "Batman: Harley Quinn" after Joker and Harley have reunited.

Joker feels like his grip on Harley is slipping and must regain full control. So he takes Harley on an erotic journey to places she has never been before, immersing her in a world of pleasure and pain, claiming her soul, her spirit, her heart and body entirely for his own in the process.

SMUT! SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUUUUT! Graphic. NC-17. Dubious consent at times, kink, violence, headgames and general all-round hardcore pornography. Proceed at own risk.

Oh yeah, did I mention it's long? Yeah. My usual self-indulgence.

THANK YOU TO tara_la_reine FOR HER AMAZING BETA WORK! I can't imagine this fic was at all easy to beta, being as long and dense as it is. THANK YOU, you did a stupendous job.

Thanks also to itllcometome for doing a 'reassuring read' and not feeling the same imperative on the problems I see with the fic.

( To be honest, this fic almost killed me... )

SHOW TIME

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Today I was lucky enough to be notified I'd received a piece of Gift Fic.

Not only this, but it's by one of my favourite JokerxHarley authors and is, in my opinion, a stunning and breathtaking piece of work - sensual, emotional, twisted, beautiful...

So, I'd love to recommend you all to read it as well!

PERFECTION

Go and read it and leave the lovely author, Kim Starfish, a review. It's a marvellous one-shot!

Despite the incredible embarrassment stirred when realising this journal has become a place where I make entries promising fanfiction 'eventually', I'm here to make another post on the very same thing again!

Last night I experienced a twinge of yearning for producing fanfic. I haven't felt a desire quite like that for a while. I mean, I've never stopped wanting to write fanfic on these two, but it sunk down way low on the priorities list due to everything else and last night it struggled to rise.

That said, I'm still super busy and still wrestling with the problem of, when wanting to write fanfic, having a bit of a blank-stare and drool time: "well, what do I write ABOUT?"

But, I at least have one fic in progress, another fic with a co-author and it's my turn to write a chapter, and the epic porn which has been returned to me, beta'd. Hooraye! :D

I may also have been somewhat inspired by the Gotham City Sirens #7 issue, which is weird cos I'm not exactly besotted with that series.

Now Harley has an actual family and this means that my personal established canon - which was safe because nothing about her family had been known - is now completely wrong. Where possible - and with the exception of the Kesel/Leiberman run which was just an endless stumbling obstacle course of wrongness - I like to conform strictly to canon in regards backstories and such for my fanfic. So, this is bugging me - on the other hand, at least Harley has an official family backstory now I can mostly get behind and certainly one that has potential for development and complexity.

And I think the depiction of her father has made me even more hungry to see her and Mistah J back together to explore those Daddy issues way more.

And some other stuff I won't post here since I've been plagiarised a few times recently. Boy, is that getting boring.

Last night I also had a moment - not really over - of becoming convinced all my fanfic is all hogwash and utter tripe and I have shamed the names Joker and Harley Quinn by even writing. :P

Of course... that's not going to stop me.

Yes, what I promised would not happen has indeed come to pass.

I haven't written a word since my last update!

I knew part way through the week but just delayed saying so. The thing I realised was to complete the 50k, I would have to put a halt on other things I was doing.

And I just didn't want to.

I hate not finishing things. I hate admitting defeat. I hate failing.

But I find myself reasonably ok with this. It irks me, but I'm not devastated. I got the epic porn finished and continued another story. And I intend to continue writing fanfic.

My lifestyle is such now that I don't have a lot of time for this, but I'm going to keep plugging away whenever I can. Especially as fanfiction seems to be the only way these days to get a little of our favourite duo actually together.

And on we go!

Okies, the epic epic porn is DONE! YAY!

Would anyone be interested in doing a bit of a beta-read? Mainly spelling but also just quick impressions on flow and structure and such. Nothing too complex or time-consuming, spelling being the most important. I mean, I'm sure a thorough beta-read could work wonders on the thing, but I'm not going to subject anyone to that right now!!

TA!!

Well, I guess I sorta knew that trying to do nano last week while my friend Joanna was staying with me was a foolhardy aspiration - heh!

I'm just over 30k behind, which means I need to write 4k a day to be finished come Monday.

Can I do this?

YES. YES I CAN. DAMNIT. I CAN. I CAN.



But... just checking...

... you guys all LIKE epic porn, right?

Because this porn is... well... it's epic.

So far, most of my 18k nano word count is porn.


Just wanting to know.

For anyone out there who may actually be wondering - yes I am still plugging away at nano!

Unlike in other years, however, where I have been far ahead by this point - I am currently about 10k behind!!!

I am just taking it day by day though. I don't currently have anything to share with you as I have been working on a single epic porn piece and that is best posted in its entirety. It's one I've meant to write for almost as long as I've been writing fanfiction... seriously... and finally I'm doing it. I just hope it turns out ok. I haven't fully de-rusted.

I'm joining in that whole "let's make it to 15k by Monday midnight" race a lot of lagging-behind nanoers are doing.

New chapter of in-progress fic coming soon and a whole big new smut should be out this week. I'm hopeful of getting a bunch of little one-shots done too.

OHHH YEEEEEEAH, I am CLAWING my way up through this thing. Still behind by 7000 words (or will be tomorrow), but if I commit to epic porn writing, I think I can get all caught up Sunday 11.59pm.

In the meantime, you can see the first of my very rusty efforts in Chapter Three of my current story, To Catch A Thief

Yes, it's started and the good news is I've written one-and-a-half more chapters of a fic I'd started a few months ago.

The bad news is, I'm more than 3000 words behind where I should be at with the daily word count. So far.


And so I come to facing a simple fact: if I want to be caught up to the proper wordcount by Sunday, I need to write porn.

You see, I'm a quick writer however you look at it. The only reason I haven't done more nano to date is I've barely been at home.

But the problem with regular stories is that they require PLOT. Especially if you try and be a bit clever, like me (not saying I succeed, but there's effort in there!). So when I do have time to write, I'm still nutting out details. That takes time itself.

But porn? Well, folks are having sex. PWP, to put not too fine a point on it. And even though I have a specific purpose or psychological intent in mind with pretty much all my porn, it still flows off "the pen" a lot easier.

By the end of the week, I'd like to have a couple of chaps of this fic written, and a whole big mess of porn.

Ah yes, almost that time of year again, who can believe it?

I have utterly failed at fanfiction this year. Completely, utterly and absolutely.

Therefore, I am once again "cheating" at nano by devoting my 50,000 words entirely to JokerxHarley fanfiction.

If you'd like to follow along with my progress add me to your buddy list!

YES! Another convert:

Hello!

I just found your work and read the entire story in one sitting! I have a confession to make... I never particularly liked Harley Quinn from the few episodes of the animated series I caught (I've never read any comics were she
has been featured). I suppose I simply thought her character to be silly.

However, I've always loved the Joker for the deviously intelligent, Loki-like, psychotic scoundrel that he is. ;)

After seeing DK last year, in which Heath Ledger was so incredible, I started reading fan fiction. Some writers totally understand and write Joker's character so well the stories were a pleasure to read. Some... not so much.

Searching high and low for good Joker fic, I ran into many, many stories featuring romance and OCs. Now, being the romantic soul I am, albeit in a dark, twisted way, I read my share. Only a very tiny, select few managed to portray Joker in the proper light. In most stories he was sadly OOC to the point I nearly needed a barf bag.

I couldn't stand it anymore! I decided to give Joker/Harley stories a chance. After all, she's canon so the stories have to be better, right?

Uh-uh.

How disappointing. I assure you my let down made me quite bitter for some months.

THANK YOU FOR WRITING A FABULOUS JOKER/HARLEY FIC!

I have to tell you that after reading Tainted Love, I can understand the relationship between Harley and the Joker much more clearly. In fact, you've converted me completely to a Joker/Harley shipper! Never, ever, did I think those words would come out of me.

The quality of your writing is both high and smooth. You keep the characters believable and well fleshed out. I cannot honestly point out anywhere in the story a spot that either went OOC. Personally, I love the subtle sexual innuendo and hints between the two. I agree with your theory that the Joker is strangely pansexual and I personally doubt he would take as much pleasure in *ahem* banging a woman (or man) as twisting and playing with them mind, body, and soul in order to meet his needs. Don't get me wrong, I think he is as masculine as any male and if his interest were peaked, he'd enjoy the sex act fully, but I don't see him being ruled by his balls.

The way you portray Harley made me feel so sorry for her that I cringed as the Joker completely overshadowed and eventually overwhelms her sanity. She came across as a nice, sweet, caring young lady with an ambitious streak which leaves her wide open for the mental ass whooping the Joker is going to give her.

Wow, you really are very talented and I salute you.

I fully intend to read your other works and leave you more reviews.

I myself am so inspired by you and this story that I intend to write DK Harley/Joker story! It may take me months, but if it turns out a quarter as good as this story, I'll consider myself blessed.

Again, thank you for sharing this great story!

Just listening to the secret Arkham Asylum session tapes between JxH, this is my face:

:D


Aside? I HATE that I haven't had any time to write new fanfic. Hate, hate, hate.

I really still have so many ideas and still want to write them, but I'm so busy trying to do everythingthat I'm micro-managing my fandom geek time and it seems like fanfic takes so much effort and commitment to do well that it always has to wait for "more time"...

I feel like a miserable failure for it, like I'm letting my beloved, beloved OTP down...

I have to keep reminding myself there is no deadline on my fanfic projects. I could keep writing them for years if I wanted to.

But again... so many ideas... such a desire to share... sigh.

I'm sorry. I'll try and get a new chapter of my latest fic out soon. :/

I have been blessed enough to receive some truly amazing feedback in the year and a half I've been writing fanfiction.

Some of it has touched me to tears, overwhelmed and humbled me and made me glow.

This one is no exception:

I thought you ought to know, that when my boyfriend and I hadn't been clicking sexually, I had him read your fanfiction.

Now things are perfect and we're getting married. I'm dead serious; it's thanks, in part, to you.


I have no words. I have only my blissful, grateful, honoured smile. And a little moistioning around my eyes. <3

This quote makes me think of Harley - it's just what I believe she feels:

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more

Title: Saviour
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: PG
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Prompt: 18: saviour

Summary: I wrote this drabble last year and just was never happy enough to post it until now. I don't think it's that great, I just want to try and stir up some action in my head again and hopefully stir up some interest in readers again and maybe if I put something out there, a chain reaction will begin. Maybe. Will it?

SAVIOUR

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Bah. It seems like every time I think I'm back in the habit of writing fanfic, something happens and I don't have time. What this means is that when it occurs to me to sit down and do some writing, I find I'm really blocked and just have nowhere to start.

I mean, I have a lot of story ideas. But I've lost momentum. So that impetus to start just isn't there and I find myself staring at the screen, not sure where to go or what to do... :(

But, well, the only way to really get things rolling again is just to force myself to start...

It's such a vicious cycle. Because I want anything I write to really be good and to be up to standard so I don't want to just force myself to start on one of the ideas I really like, because if I'm forcing it it might not be so good.

BAH.

For anyone who'd like to be faceborg buddies...

Harley Quinn

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