Okies, the epic epic porn is DONE! YAY!

Would anyone be interested in doing a bit of a beta-read? Mainly spelling but also just quick impressions on flow and structure and such. Nothing too complex or time-consuming, spelling being the most important. I mean, I'm sure a thorough beta-read could work wonders on the thing, but I'm not going to subject anyone to that right now!!

TA!!

Well, I guess I sorta knew that trying to do nano last week while my friend Joanna was staying with me was a foolhardy aspiration - heh!

I'm just over 30k behind, which means I need to write 4k a day to be finished come Monday.

Can I do this?

YES. YES I CAN. DAMNIT. I CAN. I CAN.



But... just checking...

... you guys all LIKE epic porn, right?

Because this porn is... well... it's epic.

So far, most of my 18k nano word count is porn.


Just wanting to know.

For anyone out there who may actually be wondering - yes I am still plugging away at nano!

Unlike in other years, however, where I have been far ahead by this point - I am currently about 10k behind!!!

I am just taking it day by day though. I don't currently have anything to share with you as I have been working on a single epic porn piece and that is best posted in its entirety. It's one I've meant to write for almost as long as I've been writing fanfiction... seriously... and finally I'm doing it. I just hope it turns out ok. I haven't fully de-rusted.

I'm joining in that whole "let's make it to 15k by Monday midnight" race a lot of lagging-behind nanoers are doing.

New chapter of in-progress fic coming soon and a whole big new smut should be out this week. I'm hopeful of getting a bunch of little one-shots done too.

OHHH YEEEEEEAH, I am CLAWING my way up through this thing. Still behind by 7000 words (or will be tomorrow), but if I commit to epic porn writing, I think I can get all caught up Sunday 11.59pm.

In the meantime, you can see the first of my very rusty efforts in Chapter Three of my current story, To Catch A Thief

Yes, it's started and the good news is I've written one-and-a-half more chapters of a fic I'd started a few months ago.

The bad news is, I'm more than 3000 words behind where I should be at with the daily word count. So far.


And so I come to facing a simple fact: if I want to be caught up to the proper wordcount by Sunday, I need to write porn.

You see, I'm a quick writer however you look at it. The only reason I haven't done more nano to date is I've barely been at home.

But the problem with regular stories is that they require PLOT. Especially if you try and be a bit clever, like me (not saying I succeed, but there's effort in there!). So when I do have time to write, I'm still nutting out details. That takes time itself.

But porn? Well, folks are having sex. PWP, to put not too fine a point on it. And even though I have a specific purpose or psychological intent in mind with pretty much all my porn, it still flows off "the pen" a lot easier.

By the end of the week, I'd like to have a couple of chaps of this fic written, and a whole big mess of porn.

Ah yes, almost that time of year again, who can believe it?

I have utterly failed at fanfiction this year. Completely, utterly and absolutely.

Therefore, I am once again "cheating" at nano by devoting my 50,000 words entirely to JokerxHarley fanfiction.

If you'd like to follow along with my progress add me to your buddy list!

YES! Another convert:

Hello!

I just found your work and read the entire story in one sitting! I have a confession to make... I never particularly liked Harley Quinn from the few episodes of the animated series I caught (I've never read any comics were she
has been featured). I suppose I simply thought her character to be silly.

However, I've always loved the Joker for the deviously intelligent, Loki-like, psychotic scoundrel that he is. ;)

After seeing DK last year, in which Heath Ledger was so incredible, I started reading fan fiction. Some writers totally understand and write Joker's character so well the stories were a pleasure to read. Some... not so much.

Searching high and low for good Joker fic, I ran into many, many stories featuring romance and OCs. Now, being the romantic soul I am, albeit in a dark, twisted way, I read my share. Only a very tiny, select few managed to portray Joker in the proper light. In most stories he was sadly OOC to the point I nearly needed a barf bag.

I couldn't stand it anymore! I decided to give Joker/Harley stories a chance. After all, she's canon so the stories have to be better, right?

Uh-uh.

How disappointing. I assure you my let down made me quite bitter for some months.

THANK YOU FOR WRITING A FABULOUS JOKER/HARLEY FIC!

I have to tell you that after reading Tainted Love, I can understand the relationship between Harley and the Joker much more clearly. In fact, you've converted me completely to a Joker/Harley shipper! Never, ever, did I think those words would come out of me.

The quality of your writing is both high and smooth. You keep the characters believable and well fleshed out. I cannot honestly point out anywhere in the story a spot that either went OOC. Personally, I love the subtle sexual innuendo and hints between the two. I agree with your theory that the Joker is strangely pansexual and I personally doubt he would take as much pleasure in *ahem* banging a woman (or man) as twisting and playing with them mind, body, and soul in order to meet his needs. Don't get me wrong, I think he is as masculine as any male and if his interest were peaked, he'd enjoy the sex act fully, but I don't see him being ruled by his balls.

The way you portray Harley made me feel so sorry for her that I cringed as the Joker completely overshadowed and eventually overwhelms her sanity. She came across as a nice, sweet, caring young lady with an ambitious streak which leaves her wide open for the mental ass whooping the Joker is going to give her.

Wow, you really are very talented and I salute you.

I fully intend to read your other works and leave you more reviews.

I myself am so inspired by you and this story that I intend to write DK Harley/Joker story! It may take me months, but if it turns out a quarter as good as this story, I'll consider myself blessed.

Again, thank you for sharing this great story!

Just listening to the secret Arkham Asylum session tapes between JxH, this is my face:

:D


Aside? I HATE that I haven't had any time to write new fanfic. Hate, hate, hate.

I really still have so many ideas and still want to write them, but I'm so busy trying to do everythingthat I'm micro-managing my fandom geek time and it seems like fanfic takes so much effort and commitment to do well that it always has to wait for "more time"...

I feel like a miserable failure for it, like I'm letting my beloved, beloved OTP down...

I have to keep reminding myself there is no deadline on my fanfic projects. I could keep writing them for years if I wanted to.

But again... so many ideas... such a desire to share... sigh.

I'm sorry. I'll try and get a new chapter of my latest fic out soon. :/

I have been blessed enough to receive some truly amazing feedback in the year and a half I've been writing fanfiction.

Some of it has touched me to tears, overwhelmed and humbled me and made me glow.

This one is no exception:

I thought you ought to know, that when my boyfriend and I hadn't been clicking sexually, I had him read your fanfiction.

Now things are perfect and we're getting married. I'm dead serious; it's thanks, in part, to you.


I have no words. I have only my blissful, grateful, honoured smile. And a little moistioning around my eyes. <3

This quote makes me think of Harley - it's just what I believe she feels:

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more

Title: Saviour
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: PG
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Prompt: 18: saviour

Summary: I wrote this drabble last year and just was never happy enough to post it until now. I don't think it's that great, I just want to try and stir up some action in my head again and hopefully stir up some interest in readers again and maybe if I put something out there, a chain reaction will begin. Maybe. Will it?

SAVIOUR

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Bah. It seems like every time I think I'm back in the habit of writing fanfic, something happens and I don't have time. What this means is that when it occurs to me to sit down and do some writing, I find I'm really blocked and just have nowhere to start.

I mean, I have a lot of story ideas. But I've lost momentum. So that impetus to start just isn't there and I find myself staring at the screen, not sure where to go or what to do... :(

But, well, the only way to really get things rolling again is just to force myself to start...

It's such a vicious cycle. Because I want anything I write to really be good and to be up to standard so I don't want to just force myself to start on one of the ideas I really like, because if I'm forcing it it might not be so good.

BAH.

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In honour of the one year anniversary of my meta website: JokerxHarley being online, I have, with my fabulous cohort in crime zhinxy, written a little essay dedicated to this wonderful pairing:
A Monster and His Bride

I'm really especially proud of the work zhinxy and I have done on this piece so I hope you might all read it and enjoy it and even leave some feedback if you so desire!

I've been feeling very sensitive about my ship lately and reading just about anything to do with them has got me all teary-eyed - this essay, Mad Love, Joker, Mightier Than The Sword - you name it. Tomorrow out comes Gotham City Sirens - Harley rising up while Mistah J has been put down - so it's a both exciting and emotional time. So it was super-awesome to get two pieces of really amazing feedback today that really lifted me up. One of them was a private email but the second one is here. I just have to say again a huge thank you to both those people as you really helped give me a lift today and I'm so grateful!

<3

WELL! HOW interesting!

I write a lovely, descriptive, detailed, graphic cunnilingus fic sans cruelty, violence and bloodshed(and who says JxH is unfeminist?) and all but a handful of crickets chirp...

I write a nasty, dark, brutal dub-con fic filled with pain and emotional torment and ALL OF YOU CRAWL OUT OF THE WOODWORK?


You're all disgusting, dirty, twisted, sadistical perverts.


I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!


:D



Seriously, I am pretty chuffed at the steady response 'Relentless' is getting and it confirms my belief you're not in this fandom unless you're kinky as all get out. It's so affirming to be surrounded by like-minded perverts! <3

Title: Relentless
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Genre: Smut, ECP, erotica, drama, darkfic
Prompt: 60: ravage
Warnings: very rough sex, dub-con

Summary: Another chapter in the "PWP". Mistah J is the insatiable one for a change, and uh, that turns out to be scarier than Harley expected.

This, this may be one of those ones only I get. I mean, I HOPE it's not, but I'm preparing myself for the possibility. I think it's sexy though I know it's pretttyyy dark. I'm also aware it's totally over the top. That's a code by which I live my life, really. OTTness. I'm someone who takes sex very seriously and yet simultaneously doesn't take it seriously at all. How can I? It's too ridiculous. Yet it's hot, too especially when it's all dark and scary! So it's sort of – I hope it is erotic yet at the same time I know it's over the top and I really don't mind if people laugh at it, because to be honest, I often laugh at my porn when I reread it, even if I also go: oh YES that's sexy.

RELENTLESS

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Title: Turning Point
Rating: PG
Status: Complete
Characters: Harley Quinn, Bud and Lou, The Joker
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Genre: Drama/Angst
Prompt: 21: rationalisation
Warnings: abuse - potentially triggering

Summary:An "early in the relationship" tale, Harley and the Joker hit a turning point and Harley becomes aware of some basic truths.

TURNING POINT

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(One day soon I'ma gonna write something a little more light-hearted again)

My head is literally bubbling with ideas, I just seem to have so much trouble getting started at the moment. It'll happen! Probably the fandom needs a break from me anyway! XD

On that, alocin42 writes some extremely cute, light fics. I'm jealous actually, as more playful lightness is something I'd love to achieve in more of my fics. I've always loved the homey, comfortable, yet twisted and bizarre exchanges Joker and Harley have together and she achieves it very well.

However, in this post I'd like to share some of the beautiful fan art I've received to accompany my fics. This is always a real joy! :D

"Oooh Mistah J" by JollyVenturer was illustrated to accompany my fic, "Sold".

"Hi Pammy" by Lady-Dulcinea was illustrated to accompany "Quality Time".

"Arkham Surveillance Footage" and "EYYYYYYY" by rachelo were illustrated to accompany "Snuff".

Aren't they all stunning? Love them, so much! <3

Title: Tete-a-Tete
Universe: DCU/DCAU
Satus: Complete
Genre: Erotica
Rating: NC17
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley
Warnings: Graphic sexual content
Summary: Basically I decided there just wasn't enough oral sex in my smut fics and I thought that was sad because I figure Mistah J would be right into it. That's all.
Prompt: 59: lick

I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! I've got some new material out. Okay, I've got the guilts cos it's also just smut so hardly anything D&M but HELL. The warming up is the hardest part. Maybe things will start to flow again.

I get lots and lots of deliciously perverse and naughty ideas for these two, but not always a plot to frame them within. Finally I figured - fah! Who needs a plot!

In that spirit, I'm starting a series of PWP smut ficlets, ranging in degrees of overt kinkiness to subtle.

Writing this made me really antsy.

TETE-A-TETE

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