Title: Snuff
Rating: M for sexual content and violence
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Genre: Humour/Horror
Prompt: 24: skinner box

Summary: An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form.

This one is FINALLY finished and I'm so relieved. I stalled so much on one of the last chapters! Anyway, I love this one - is all about the lulz really, though includes a little affection fandom commentary.

SNUFF

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Title: Entwined
Author: princessbee
Universe: DCU
Status: Complete
Genre: Erotica/Humour/Drama/Romance
Rating: NC-17
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy
Pairings: JokerxHarleyxIvy
Warnings: Sadomasochism, some very dubious consent, lots of power games, kink content
Summary: The Joker. Harley Quinn. Poison Ivy. What happens when these three villainous psychopaths are forced to hideout together? Why, a threesome of epic proportions of course!
Thank yous: zhinxy, pressure_hinges and bluepickle for test reading and encouragement.
Dedicated to: zhinxy. I wrote this for her because she is made of awesome and also because it was so nice to know I’m not the only person with a fetish for this threesome!
Prompt: 17: group think

ENTWINED @ JOKERXHARLEY.NET

OR, if you don't have an account there (you need one to read it as it's rated M), here are the links to each chapter hosted on my website:
ENTWINED #1
ENTWINED #2
ENTWINED #3
ENTWINED #4
ENTWINED #5
ENTWINED #6

Author’s Notes: This is one of those fics that reveals the dark depravity of my own mind and so requires a little explanation.
I found the idea of this threesome unbearably sexy, not least because Joker and Ivy detest each other so much and any sex between them would basically be them trying to top each other.
I’ve striven to keep this very much in character, maintaining the dynamics between the three, which includes Ivy being quite cruel and sadistic herself. I know it is popular fan depiction to portray the HarleyxIvy relationship as cute and sweet and loving, and while those aspects exist it is also quite cruel and abusive. I actually really like this about the pairing and tried to keep it intact.
I’ve also tried to preserve the competitiveness and antagonism between Joker and Ivy, the abusiveness between Harley and Joker and Harley’s own desperate need to please.
I really wanted to inject an (un)healthy dose of psychology into this fic; for me that’s part of what makes it hot. It can never just be the sex, it has to be the power exchange and mind games as well.
The result is some hardcore kink, no holds (or holes!) barred that is hopefully sexy, disturbing and yes, funny. It’s written from Harley’s perspective and I always find doing that lends itself to a sort of sweet and childish melodrama in the narrative.

Being smut, it’s also completely overblown so have fun with it. :) IN fact, if you want to laugh your way through the whole damn thing, be my guest. ;)

( Safe Sex Disclaimer (read this after the fic so as not to spoil the details!) )

Title: Trip the Light Fantastic
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: M for sex and violence!
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Drama/Romance
Prompt: 11: castration anxiety

Summary: A sequel to "Harley Quinn: Soliloquy" told through The Joker's eyes. Harley? Rehabilitated? Not if Mistah J has anything to say about it.

TRIP THE LIGHT FANTASTIC

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Title: Harley Quinn: Soliloquy
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: PG-13 for sexual and violent references
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Drama/Romance
Prompt: 29: repression

Summary: A rehabilitated Harley Quinn tries to find her place in a society she is no longer a part of. But can she truly leave the shadows of her past behind?

This? Right here? My first EVER JHQ fanfic, written over three days in late December 07. There's a lot of stuff I'd change about it now, but heck, this is how it all got started!

HARLEY QUINN: SOLILOQUY

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Title:The Way We Were
Universe: DCU/DCAU
Satus: Complete
Genre: Humour/Drama
Rating: PG
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley
Warnings: Much abuse of Grant Morrison style Joker, references to abuse
Summary: Harley has found a new life with the AthenianWomen's Shelter and Joker has evolved to a new state of being. And both ofthem ARE TOTALLY HAPPY WITH THE SITUATION! Yes. Happy. Happy, happy, happy!Any questions? Based on the current situation for both characters in the comics, this one works on two levels - it takes a more serious look beneath the surface of what's going on with Harley and parodies Morrison's incredibly out-of-character, over-the-top, unstylish and uncharming Joker.
Prompt: 75: solitude

THE WAY WE WERE

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Title: Quality Time
Universe: DCU/DCAU
Satus: Complete
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Penguin, Riddler
Pairings: Joker/Harley
Warnings: Sexual references, a little crude humour, smatterings of violence and a jailbait kiss
Summary: The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley need a place to stay. But will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in?
Prompt: 31: Cabin Fever

I've finally finished this one, after not touching it for almost three months. PHEW. It's done. YAY! A multi-chap, but pretty short overall, heavy on the comedy and light on the angst. It's almost unique amongst my fics in there is no graphic kinky sex and barely any allusions to any. It's Joker at his playful, mischeivous best as I love to write a Joker causing trouble without necessarily slaughtering hundreds of people - there IS more to him! Here, he torments the various Rogues and drags Harley along for the ride. My favourite scene is Joker snogging a sixteen year old girl, because I'm a dirty pervert. Totally cracktastic and light-hearted - I know, who'da thunk I was capable!

Mad props to my awesome beta, Gladrial!! Who saved my life, and my syntax, many a time.

QUALITY TIME

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Title: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love
Universe: DCU (mainstream)
Chapters: Thirty-Two, plus a Prologue and an Epilogue
Satus: COMPLETE AT LONG LAST!
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: Hard M
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley
Warnings: Mature themes, references to violence and sex, some sexual content
Summary: Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn.
Prompt: 1 "Arkham Asylum"

Well, it was "all new and different" when I started writing it back in April. Since then, many all new and different takes on this relationship have sprung up - which is awesome! But even though we're spoiled for choice, I hope you may consider giving this fic a shot.

A few notes:
- It's set in the mainstream comics universe and conforms to that canon, though obviously it adds a great deal of speculative detail to pad out the information we've been given.
- Harley is Harley, through and through. No tweaks done with her character, though I did go into her backstory a fair bit.
- Its pace is steady, subtle and luxurious. This is not an action-packed story; instead I really wanted to delve into the psychology of what happened between them and develop a realistic pathology for Harley as well as comprehensively depict the manipulation Joker enacted over her.
- There is some kinky sexual content towards the end.

ARKHAM ASYLUM: TAINTED LOVE

The support I've received since starting this story has been utterly overwhelming and it's been an absolute honour to engage with the many fantastic readers who've indulged me. The positive feedback I've received has been truly gratifying and makes me feel so happy I wrote this story, although I resisted doing so at first since there were already so many different takes.

I totally need to crow on this one - over 400 reviews and counting and on the favourites list of 125 people, it's undoubtedly my most successful fan fiction yet and possibly ever will be! It certainly exceeded my wildest expectations and I am filled with gratitude for everyone who's read it and left some feedback.

If you've read it - thank you!! If you decide to give it a go - thank you!!
It's meant so much to me and has reminded me of why fandom is such a fantastic place to share and interact with others.

Finally - cross-posted a couple of places. My apologies if you see it more than once.

Title:Dangerous Games
Author:Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Drama/Erotica
Categories: D/s, kink, sadomasochism, headgames, ECP, violence, abuse, non-con, torture
Prompt: 88: roleplay

Summary:Harley dresses up as Batgirl to give Mistah J a thrill after a heist is foiled by Oracle - and gets way more than she bargained for.

Please be advised this fic is VERY dark, brutal and graphic. It contains a depiction of a largely non-consensual sexual situation complete with torture, wound and blood play.
It has a lovely big fluffy ending to make up for the brutality, but some readers have already found it hard going so please read with discretion. Not intended for minors.

There's a part of me that's proud a couple of my test readers were moved to tears or had to take frequent breaks whilst reading this one and another part of me that doesn't want to cause anyone distress - so basically, I would only read this if you are as bent and twisted as I am. I can promise you the ending has a nice long snuggly pay-off to take the edge off.

I've been toying with the idea for this one for a couple of months but bluepickle was truly the catalyst by revealing a mind as filthy and depraved as my own and coming up with a 'hit list' of requests for the fic I simply couldn't resist. So basically it was tailored - and pretty much written - for her. She helped me a lot with editing and polishing and contributing ideas so credit must go to her for this.
We find it erotic, but I understand if we're the only two. lol.

I basically came to the conclusion in my fics it is too easy to forget just what Joker is capable of because I focus so much on the mutality of the relationship. So here he is, indulging himself fully - and yet he wouldn't if he didn't have a presumption of deep trust and understanding with Harley.

So bluepickle, gladrial and I all basically came to the conclusion this is really a fluff fic, beneath all the blood and pain. Really!

Anyway - if you read it, I hope you enjoyit.

DANGEROUS GAMES

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