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Title: Relentless
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley :)
Genre: Smut, ECP, erotica, drama, darkfic
Prompt: 60: ravage
Warnings: very rough sex, dub-con

Summary: Another chapter in the "PWP". Mistah J is the insatiable one for a change, and uh, that turns out to be scarier than Harley expected.

This, this may be one of those ones only I get. I mean, I HOPE it's not, but I'm preparing myself for the possibility. I think it's sexy though I know it's pretttyyy dark. I'm also aware it's totally over the top. That's a code by which I live my life, really. OTTness. I'm someone who takes sex very seriously and yet simultaneously doesn't take it seriously at all. How can I? It's too ridiculous. Yet it's hot, too especially when it's all dark and scary! So it's sort of – I hope it is erotic yet at the same time I know it's over the top and I really don't mind if people laugh at it, because to be honest, I often laugh at my porn when I reread it, even if I also go: oh YES that's sexy.

RELENTLESS

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clownyprincess
Title: Tete-a-Tete
Universe: DCU/DCAU
Satus: Complete
Genre: Erotica
Rating: NC17
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley
Warnings: Graphic sexual content
Summary: Basically I decided there just wasn't enough oral sex in my smut fics and I thought that was sad because I figure Mistah J would be right into it. That's all.
Prompt: 59: lick

I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! I've got some new material out. Okay, I've got the guilts cos it's also just smut so hardly anything D&M but HELL. The warming up is the hardest part. Maybe things will start to flow again.

I get lots and lots of deliciously perverse and naughty ideas for these two, but not always a plot to frame them within. Finally I figured - fah! Who needs a plot!

In that spirit, I'm starting a series of PWP smut ficlets, ranging in degrees of overt kinkiness to subtle.

Writing this made me really antsy.

TETE-A-TETE

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Current Mood: satisfied
 
 
clownyprincess
23 November 2008 @ 11:39 pm
Title: Two Bits
Universe: DCU/DCAU
Satus: Complete
Genre: Smut/Humour/Romance/Drama
Rating: NC-17
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairings: JokerxHarley
Warnings: Edgeplay: knives!
Summary: The Joker decides to lend Harley a hand with her personal grooming. Head fuckiness ensues and a few laughs as well. I like this one muchly - it veers between being dark and intense to light and funny, everything JokerxHarley sex should be! XD
Prompt: 37: unstable
Thanks: [info]zhinxy for some fabulous contributing ideas!

TWO BITS

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clownyprincess
16 November 2008 @ 08:16 pm
Title: Entwined
Author: princessbee
Universe: DCU
Status: Complete
Genre: Erotica/Humour/Drama/Romance
Rating: NC-17
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy
Pairings: JokerxHarleyxIvy
Warnings: Sadomasochism, some very dubious consent, lots of power games, kink content
Summary: The Joker. Harley Quinn. Poison Ivy. What happens when these three villainous psychopaths are forced to hideout together? Why, a threesome of epic proportions of course!
Thank yous: [info]zhinxy, [info]pressure_hinges and [info]bluepickle for test reading and encouragement.
Dedicated to: [info]zhinxy. I wrote this for her because she is made of awesome and also because it was so nice to know I’m not the only person with a fetish for this threesome!
Prompt: 17: group think

ENTWINED @ JOKERXHARLEY.NET

OR, if you don't have an account there (you need one to read it as it's rated M), here are the links to each chapter hosted on my website:
ENTWINED #1
ENTWINED #2
ENTWINED #3
ENTWINED #4
ENTWINED #5
ENTWINED #6


Author’s Notes: This is one of those fics that reveals the dark depravity of my own mind and so requires a little explanation.
I found the idea of this threesome unbearably sexy, not least because Joker and Ivy detest each other so much and any sex between them would basically be them trying to top each other.
I’ve striven to keep this very much in character, maintaining the dynamics between the three, which includes Ivy being quite cruel and sadistic herself. I know it is popular fan depiction to portray the HarleyxIvy relationship as cute and sweet and loving, and while those aspects exist it is also quite cruel and abusive. I actually really like this about the pairing and tried to keep it intact.
I’ve also tried to preserve the competitiveness and antagonism between Joker and Ivy, the abusiveness between Harley and Joker and Harley’s own desperate need to please.
I really wanted to inject an (un)healthy dose of psychology into this fic; for me that’s part of what makes it hot. It can never just be the sex, it has to be the power exchange and mind games as well.
The result is some hardcore kink, no holds (or holes!) barred that is hopefully sexy, disturbing and yes, funny. It’s written from Harley’s perspective and I always find doing that lends itself to a sort of sweet and childish melodrama in the narrative.

Being smut, it’s also completely overblown so have fun with it. :) IN fact, if you want to laugh your way through the whole damn thing, be my guest. ;)

Safe Sex Disclaimer (read this after the fic so as not to spoil the details!) )
 
 
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clownyprincess
Title: Manifestation
Universe: DCU/DCAU
Satus: Complete
Genre: Horror/Drama/Erotica
Rating: M
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley
Warnings: Non-consesual sex.
Summary: Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire.
Prompt: 82: fantasy
Influencing prompts: explode
Beta: [info]pressure_hinges

MANIFESTATION

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clownyprincess
27 September 2008 @ 05:34 pm
Title: Killing Time
Universe: DCU/DCAU
Satus: Complete
Genre: ECP/PWP
Rating: NC-17
Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley
Warnings: Pure smut. Plot? What is this thing you call plot?
Summary: They have sex. It's almost entirely devoid of rhyme and reason, I just wanted them to have some hot lovin' for no real reason. Lacks my usual long build-up and exploration of motive, conflict, psychology etc. They're just banging cos they want to. Kinky, but on a subtler level.

I feel like it's up and down, particularly with the dirty talk. I would welcome suggestions for revision and making it punchier, even funnier. Also suggestions on the title cos I just don't think this one is right.

In other news, I miss [info]zhinxy!

KILLING TIME

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clownyprincess
Title:Dangerous Games
Author:Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Drama/Erotica
Categories: D/s, kink, sadomasochism, headgames, ECP, violence, abuse, non-con, torture
Prompt: 88: roleplay

Summary:Harley dresses up as Batgirl to give Mistah J a thrill after a heist is foiled by Oracle - and gets way more than she bargained for.

Please be advised this fic is VERY dark, brutal and graphic. It contains a depiction of a largely non-consensual sexual situation complete with torture, wound and blood play.
It has a lovely big fluffy ending to make up for the brutality, but some readers have already found it hard going so please read with discretion. Not intended for minors.

There's a part of me that's proud a couple of my test readers were moved to tears or had to take frequent breaks whilst reading this one and another part of me that doesn't want to cause anyone distress - so basically, I would only read this if you are as bent and twisted as I am. I can promise you the ending has a nice long snuggly pay-off to take the edge off.

I've been toying with the idea for this one for a couple of months but [info]bluepickle was truly the catalyst by revealing a mind as filthy and depraved as my own and coming up with a 'hit list' of requests for the fic I simply couldn't resist. So basically it was tailored - and pretty much written - for her. She helped me a lot with editing and polishing and contributing ideas so credit must go to her for this.
We find it erotic, but I understand if we're the only two. lol.

I basically came to the conclusion in my fics it is too easy to forget just what Joker is capable of because I focus so much on the mutality of the relationship. So here he is, indulging himself fully - and yet he wouldn't if he didn't have a presumption of deep trust and understanding with Harley.

So [info]bluepickle, [info]gladrial and I all basically came to the conclusion this is really a fluff fic, beneath all the blood and pain. Really!

Anyway - if you read it, I hope you enjoyit.

DANGEROUS GAMES

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clownyprincess
Title:Sold
Author:Princess Bee
Rating: M
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Comedy/Drama/Erotica
Categories: D/s, relationship, kink, sadomasochism, headgames, ECP
Prompt: 87: blindfold

Summary:Harley is in gear and Mistah J ain't playing. So she decides to look elsewhere.Total dramedy, with a smattering of smut and a touch of psychology to boot. I didn't seriously think anyone would be into this idea - Harley deciding to play hooker for the night just to get a quick lay - besides myself, but some of my friends surprised me by liking the idea. Some thought it should be played for laughs, another thought it should be sombre. It wound up being a bit of both.

SOLD

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clownyprincess
Title:Quick Learner
Author: princessebee
Rating: M
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Romance/Humour
Categories: D/s, kinky romance, Daddy/girl, mindfuck, true love, ECP, DV, sadomasochism
Prompt: 4: persuasion

Summary: Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? Smutty, but not overly graphic. Lotsa fun.

QUICK LEARNER

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clownyprincess
Title:Scarred
Author:Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Erotica/Porn
Categories: PWP, D/s, ECP, sadomasochism, kink, smut, abuse, dub-con, knifeplay, bloodplay
Prompt: 72: scar/scarred
Influencing prompts: knife, dagger, non-con, blood, lick, razor,blood lust

Summary: It's nothing more and nothing less than ECP. Graphic and naughty and completely bent.

SCARRED

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clownyprincess
11 June 2008 @ 12:23 pm
Title: Gameplay
Author: Princess Bee
Rating: M
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Drama/Romance
Categories: D/s, kinky romance, Daddy/girl, mindfuck, true love, ECP, DV, sadomasochism
Word count: 1,946

Summary: Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you.

GAMEPLAY

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clownyprincess
Title: Deadly Weapon
Author:Princess Bee
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Characters: Joker and Harley Quinn
Pairings: Joker/Harley :)
Genre: Erotica/Porn
Categories: PWP, D/s, ECP, sadomasochism, kink, smut

Summary: It's nothing more and nothing less than ECP. Graphic and naughty and completely bent.

DEADLY WEAPON

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